Windowsill Pie Bandit test (What the '90s kids would

(What the '90s kids would have called "a total Monet

or dance the day away in these translucent apricot cat-eyes with red lenses

and wonder how any place with traffic this bad could be called The City of Angels

and the polarised black high contrast lenses sharpen ground visibility

These rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit

Windowsill Pie Bandit test (What the '90s kids wouldWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Dont be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. Its a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P. S. Youve